perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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