We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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