dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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