He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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