My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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