her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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