Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I deserve this hangover.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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