we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
did i just pee glitter
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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