dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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