I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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