That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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