Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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