You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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