can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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