I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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