i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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