I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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