so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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