Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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