Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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