Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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