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thus making me awesome and them whores
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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