It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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