Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
COCAINE IS GR8
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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