Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
pray to the hookup gods
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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