Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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