well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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