she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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