dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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