our cab driver is having phone sex.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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