Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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