so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You're earring is so big in my mouth
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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