I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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