I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i came on her dog
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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