The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
false alarm. still invincible.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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