Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm at about main and main street
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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