Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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