yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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