My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
