i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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