i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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