If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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