That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
