After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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