Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
