We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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