i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
cat food counts as protein by the way
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Randomize
