do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she pinky promised me she was 18
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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