physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Can you bring me the toilet please
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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