Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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