It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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