Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yo dont text me then not text me
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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