with your own penis?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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