I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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