I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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